The Basement

Hey Rays fans,You should hear this:

Nobody knows what Raymond is. Not even Raymond.

Our mascot rides a slide. Yours needs a field guide.

Hey whoever keeps microwaving fish,You should hear this:

The whole floor knows it's you.

Salmon is a dinner food. Act accordingly.

Hey Jen,You should hear this:

You were right about the couch. Please stop telling people.

Hey guy who keeps taking my parking spot,You should hear this:

It's the one with the cones. The cones are not a suggestion.